๐ŸŽ€ ยท BOOK ME BEFORE I GET A JOB & BECOME BOORING! ๐ŸŽ€  ยท  ๐Ÿ’… PAYPAL ยท CARD ยท APPLE PAY ๐Ÿ’…  ยท  ๐Ÿ‘‘ BROTHERS PAY 2ร— (ANNOYING TAX) ๐Ÿ‘‘  ยท  ๐Ÿง” DAD PAYS 3ร— (PATRIARCH FEE) ๐Ÿง”  ยท  ๐Ÿ“ž MAMA: CALLS ONLY ๐Ÿ’•  ยท  ๐ŸŒธ BE CUTE OR LEAVE ๐ŸŒธ  ยท 
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Get A Job & Become booring! ๐Ÿ’€

Peak Jumana ๐ŸŒธ ยท rested, charged, โœจdeluluโœจ ยท tap a face to claim your slot ๐Ÿ‘‡
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Babysitting
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Gossip
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Mystery ๐Ÿคซ
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Tea spill
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Cute selfies
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Free hugs
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Vibe playlist
my rate ยท ๆ–™้‡‘
$80/hr
Therapist: $200/hr. Life coach: $300/hr. Me: $80/hr & I bring snacks. ๐Ÿ’…
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Your Cat cats pay nothing ๐Ÿฑ
Step 2 ยท ไบŒ
How Long? โฑ๏ธ
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1
hour ยท vibe check
$80
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3
hours ยท bestie
$210
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hrs ยท half day
$340
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$520
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12
hrs ยท VIP
$750
๐ŸŒน save $210
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24
hrs ยท u ok??
$1,400
๐Ÿ”ด save $520
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hr ยท quickie chat
$50
๐Ÿ’จ speedrun
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48
hrs ยท sleepover era
$2,600
๐Ÿ’– save $1240
Step 3 ยท ไธ‰
Any Notes? ๐Ÿ’Œ
Optional Add-On ๐Ÿ’•
Emotional Prep & Tough Talks
๐Ÿ’• Emotional Labour Tax
about my parents ยท the heavy stuff
+$150
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Need to talk about something heavy? Why my family got divorced? Where's my mom? Life decisions? Family drama? A rant that needs a safe space?

I'll emotionally prepare myself & show up FULLY present. This requires extra energy โ€” hence the fee. You understand. ๐Ÿ’– And I'll answer very transparently.
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